i am bringing this back because general blabber is once agani being for faggots and i'm sick of it
so i'll tell another story
this one is called "breakfast time is a moste xcelletn time to make most excelletn frienfdships"
"snore, snore, snroe" is aid, when suddenly
my eyes popped open!
i got a case of the *
yawna* so i went downstairs
hi mom
hi dad
"hey son" they say together "found a job yet son"
"no," i say, wioth a wink "wheres the food"
"lol" said mom and dad "food is for people with
jobs so u better get one betfore you starve son"
suddenly dad got up and i said "why dad where ar eyou goin"
"why the bills dont pay themselves!" and mom nodded sagely like she wuz suckin a cock (then dad left0
then mom got up and i said "where you goin mom" *smile*
"why the stores wont shop themselves" and mom nodded to herself as she hiked her cunt up so she could walk away
as well;
oh man by myself and bhungry
i decided that since there isno food inside
there might be foofd
outside
ill miss you house i grew up in!
i see soenmone! "hi there got any food"
"we got a lot on this boat cmne on the boat kid"
not having any food i decided that the boat would be an optimal cvhoice
"ah ow ah" i said as they hit me over the head
"welcome to the navy" they said
i put on a suit - a very good suit
i ate some food- some very good food
all o asudden i see
something suspsicious in the water
"oh no it's stealth torpedofrom the msulsims" i cry being extra aware because i was in the navy (and they werent)
well luckily the impact mmissed me because as fast as a microwave i shouted " praise lalah"
so now i live ina cactus
the end