I spilled Coke all over my old keyboard earlier today.
I took it apart and washed it, then used a blow dryer on it for about half an hour, and just when I through that everything was going to be okay... A whole bunch of the keys stopped working.
I had to go get a new keyboard today, and the new ones, although they have a whole bunch of really neat features now... they just aren't the same.
I could kill someone with my old keyboard. There's a solid, 1/8" thick piece of steel in my old one that everything is attached to, and it weighs 10 lbs. This new one would break before someone's skull did.
I miss my old keyboard already.