[Helm]

No wait, I didn't do that quote justice with just an one-liner. What you did is one of the most pathetic things I have ever heard of. And I've heard of people getting off on pushing coconuts up their asses, so that's saying something. Didn't Dazed and Confused teach you anything? You should have grabbed that asshole's girlfriend by the neck, and gone "I don't have to do it, cause she's with me" and then get beat up like a person with at least a shred of dignity would.