NEVERMIND GUYS, I HAD ONE THAT RULED LAST NIGHT
It involved someone I know in real life who's
really hot. We were working at a library that offers nothing but shelves after shelves of Garfield books. Then all of the sudden she was lying on a bed naked right by a shelf. "Hey, how's it goin'?" is the only thing I said before I started to nail her. It was complete with her fake orgasms and everything. It was sweet.
Then we decided to go to the movies, where there were fifty rows of seats and a TV-sized movie screen showing Star Wars. We sat in the row with the most people around us and started making out and making a lot of noise, but the people around us were staring at us and clapping their hands to a beat or something. That's when she stopped, said "It's time to get ready" and put a helmet on. I did the same, and then I was piloting a jet all of the sudden and shooting down fighter jets. Everytime I shot one down I screamed "BITCH".
It was the best dream ever.
