[goatwoodward]

I dreamed I went to a camp that was supposed to train people how to act. During the camp we were staying in one, big dorm room with bunk beds. To acclimate us to this, the instructor brought in a bathtub to use as a couch. She had 2 pairs of people in the bathtub at a time, one pair in each end. Most of the pairs were male & female, but there seemed to be more girls than guys. My pair was an enchanting green girl. She had bright green hair, nails, and eyes with a light lime colored skin. Her body was my ideal of female perfection. I had been thoroughly dazzled by the time we stopped talking and had decided to pursue her when I was helped out of the tub by a girl I thought was normal looking except for her interesting piercings. It first appeared that She had a tongue ring that had a flower label that stuck out of her mouth and a piercing in her cheek through which a surrounding flower was stuck. I then realized that she actually had two heads that faced each other and both had tongue rings with flower labels. She could provide the illusion of one head if she liked, but I was surprised to find that I did not mind the other head, in fact, I preferred it (the other head had no eyes, ears, or hair - just a nose & mouth). I was talking to her while we were supposed to be looking up a favorite quote for later that night. We were then directed up the stairs to get dressed. We had taken so long that the only outfits left looked like Raggedy Anne gone horribly wrong or a punk hillbilly. I dug through the ugly clothes just in time to find a short, pink fairy skirt, a matching pink shirt, and some gauzy pink wings that attached to the shirt. The skirt was a little shorter than I'm used to wearing so I pulled it down and threw on a long shirt over top of the outfit. One by one we were asked to show off our outfits and relay an appropriate quote. I was surprised to see a couple girls crossdressing and the hot green girl was nowhere to be found. When it was my turn, I whipped off the long shirt and showed off my fairy outfit. I still had on my short black skirt underneath as the outfit was fairly sheer, but promised to find an appropriate slip before opening day. Having talked through the quote-finding session, I used one from Family Guy and the other girl spoke in a language I did not understand for her quote. We were then milling around, looking at others' outfits and flirting heavily when I woke.