[kellychaos]

Re: Bill's Barber Shop

* = Fair ** = Good *** = Very Good **** = Excellent

Reading Material: New copies of both Sports Illustrated and Popular Science, deduct points for overabundance of women's magazines simply because I don't understand their presence **

Viewing Material: Color TV with cable and clear reception, minus point for being 21 inches and only subscribing to basic cable ***

Seating Arrangements In Wait Area: overstuffed and comfy, deduct points for over-sinkage and fake pleather *

Refreshments: usually fresh coffee, add points for not being instant ***

Conversation: usually fairly interesting, seems this week old man VanBuskirk's dog nearly bit off a neighbor kid's fingers ***

Haircut: generally follows my preferred style but tends to cut the hair near the crown too short leaving me with a cow lick for a couple of days until I can train it down, deduct points for failure to follow instructions **