[DamnthatDavid]

My review for your Haircut Review.

It started out as a so-so read, but soon, the boring droll of his thoughts bore through my mental defenses to wage an all out war upon my brain cells. The utter boredom was killing the little brain buggers left and right. In fact, the battle wouldn't of been out of place if stuck in the middle of Vietnam.

Afterwards, my brain cells tried to return to normal, daily activity, but where rejected en masse by the rest of my body. Scorned, and spit upon for ever thinking about reading that review.