[Terra]

I don't mind feeding the ducks. They are going to shit everywhere if you feed them or not so it doesn't even matter WHAT you feed them. They'll eat it anyway. My buddy fed them Play Dough and they wanted more.

It's the goddamn geese you have to watch out for. Those fuckers are MEAN. If you don't feed them right along side of the ducks they'll carjack your vehicle and hiss at you when they drive off.

Man I HATE geese.