Well, Ok...
Okay, so Crunch is Boatin' around the cereal section, and he is on Kazaa. Ok, I don't know about you, but you can search for the "Price is right" song and come up with nice child porn. So, Crunch is searching for "When Doves cry" by Prince, and right when he's downloading, he Snorts some Crank. SO, he goes and looks and low and behold! It's some weird japaneese commercial. (Link:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/anabuki.php)
It gives him CRAZZZYYYY mind warps and he goes over to the nearest black kid, and molests him.
That's it, goodnight kids.