[kahljorn]

Obviously you haven't taken acid.... or heard the stories of enlightenment.. where this guy couldn't become enlightened, so a master told him,
"Become an ox, be enlighteed as an ox", so for months he practiced being an ox, eatting grass, pulling carts, until one day he was standing outside a door and the master asked, "Why aren't you coming in to the house?" the oxen-monk replied, "My horns won't fit!"

And at that he was an enlightened.