[sspadowsky]

Breakfast is the meal of champions.

For Mock-meet 2004, I pledge to make breakfast for all Mock-meet attenders. Scrambled eggs, bacon, and myabe even som Freedom Toast if you're lucky (but you have to call it "surrender-monkey toast if you want to eat it). I stand by my word of honor. You will be there.

I don't pledge this every day, because I may be too hungover sometimes, but none of you will go hungry. This is my incentive to make some who might not otherwise attend, show up.