I'm really sorry Perndog but im afraid you've been
ZORKED!
The player of this card has ZORKED you, in a Zorking, your points return to 0 and your cards have been disqualified for this page number and all multiples of this page number.
Those in the next slot of play who challange the ZORKED card will face the same penalties as one who is being ZORKED, to pass a challange from Zork saving you from a ZORKING, you must play a card of a Baldwin brother that is not ALEC or STEPHEN BALDWIN.
you may not pass Go or collect 200 points.