For the hundredth fucking time, I don't make "stupid angst expressions" when I take webcam pictures. I don't "smile for the camera" and for some reason this makes me moody. You're on fucking I-mockery, not Disney.com.
The fangs were part of a Halloween costume, I found them when I was browsing through my pictures and thought someone might get a kick out of it. And several people did.
And since when are piercings a deformation?
1) As the sort of people who like condescending and verbally assaulting me are ever-so-fond of pointing out, I'm young. Young people get piercings, get over it.
2) They're extremely unintrusive compared to plenty of the piercings my friends get. I could have something in my mouth or through my genetalia.
3) They're not stretched or guaged at all. This means that if I take them out and apply vitamin e oil, they
magically go away completely through a process we call "healing."
Now pay attention to the signs.
