[glowbelly]

i think you should stick with just telling us how strange you are ALL THE TIME.

i had a boyfriend who asked me to marry him in a bar bathroom and i said that he was fucking with me and he said "i'm not fucking with you. to prove it i will swallow this ring." and he did.

and then he threw it up.

and then we drank free champagne and sang irish songs for the new year.