*I* have a smessage
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Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 05:01:31 -0500
From: "Jixby Phillips" =
To: PILLOW FIGHT!!
Subject: HELLO P*LLOW F*IGHT
WE HAVE ALL DECIDED THAT YOU ARE HILARIOUS ENOUGH TO WRITE FOR
SADDADCENTRAL
THIS WOULD MEAN YOU WOULD GET YOUR NAME ON THE SITE, AND YOU COULD SEND
US $H*T WHENEVER, AND EVERYTIME YOU SAY SOMETHING FUNNY LIKE ON A
MESSAGE BOARD OR SOMETHING WE ARE ALLOWED TO STEAL IT AND MAKE IT INTO
A
PAGE (WITH YOUR NAME ON IT OF COURSE)
TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE NAMED ON TEH SITE (I SUGGEST
"b*tchf*ce
h*llary" lol) AND I SUGGEST YOUR ICON BE THE GUY WITH THA DGO AND
EVERYTIME I MAKE A PAGE OUT OF YOUR MANY FUNNY AIM CONVERSATIONS YOU
POST ON I HATE THE INTERNET (AFTER YOU RPERMISSION SINCE THAT IS A
PRIVATE FORUM) I WILL PUT A P ICTURE OF A DOG ON TOP OF IT BECAUSE YOUR
UGLY LIKE A DOG OR SOMETHING (THAT CAN BE A RUNNING JOKE ON THE SITE
:D)
SHOULD YOU EXCEPT THIS POSSITION AS WRITER I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOUR
MOMMIES INC POST ON IHATETHEINTERNET BOARD AND TURN IT INTO A PAGE IS
THAT OKAY?????????????
OKAY THANK YOU NEW WRITTER :D :D :D :D :D :D