[Two-Faced]

i just went outside and found my yard covered in toilet paper.

i laughed, because i know it was my friends,Tony and Jarod, those fuckers. they did a shitty job because we don't even have any trees except for this little bush and they wrapped a bunch of tiolet paper around that, and then just scattered the rest all over the grass. god they're gay and im gonna fight them cause my mom is making me go clean it up. manual labor isn't my thing. i'm white for heaven's sake