I actually
watched today's edition.
Here's some of my guesses for the top 20:
George Carlin (Had better be #1 or I'll crash planes into the Comedy Central building
)
Jerry Seinfeld
Richard Pryor
Robin Williams
Other funnies include Mitch Hedberg and Sam Kinison, but they probably won't make it.
And people I don't want to make it but probably will are Rodney Dangerfield and, like, Jimmy Fucking Fallon or something.