OKAY I WAS PARTYING WITH THIS GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE JIXBY PHILLIPS BUT REALLY WASN'T AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WTF YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE JIXBY AT ALL"
PIZZA KIND OF LOOKS LIKE BOOBS AND WE LIKE BOOBS SO WE GET EXITED FOR PIZZA
CHOJIN WANTS THE BOOBS EXTRA CRISPY SO HE BURNS THE OTHER GUY WITH HELL FIRE
AND PUNISHES HIM FOR TRYING TO STEAL HIS BOOBS BECAUSE HE WANTS SEXINGS TOO
BUT IN THE END HE DECIDES THAT HE CAN'T HOARD THE PIZZA FOR HIMSELF; A CRUEL LESSON TAUGHT BY THE DEATH OF HIS FRIEND, WHOM HE HAD KILLED OVER THE PIZZA. SO HE THREW THE PIZZA AS HARD AS HE COULD, IN HOPES THAT IT WOULD FALL UPON BETTER FORTUNE.
THE END.