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Originally Posted by Spastic Colon
Yeah, squeezies is where your poopoo can't flow through the "hole" slow enough because of too much "anal". You may hear what you think is a whoopie cushion, but that's just Satan fooling you. It's really just your anus "flaps" colliding against each other. Ointment is required.
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That's why turds are tapered ... so your asshole doesn't slam shut.
