[Grandpa Jones]

Well it is very loud. You kids need the volume all the way up after blasting your hip rap in your head phones all day.

I go to a local cafe ever afternoon, and recently these kid bring their riffraff to the front of the place, saying curse words like it's a regular vocabulary and blasting their music. You know I can hear their headphones from inside the place? I used to enjoy drinking my coffee in peace and quiet.

Your generation needs some shaping up.