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Bush said it was important for him and Cheney to appear together so that commission members could "see our body language... how we work together."
AP wire


OH MY GOD! OH MY SWEET CREEPING JESUS! 'BODY LANGUAGE'! THEIR 'BODY LANGUAGE'!! IT WAS IMPORTANT TO SEE THEIR 'BODY LANGUAGE'!! THAT'S WHY THEY DID IT, TO SHOW THEIR 'BODY LANGUAGE'!! AAAAAAGGHH!! AAAAAAGGGH!! MY HEAD IS GOING TO BLOW UP, THEIR 'BODY LANGUAGE', THEIR 'BODY LANGUAGE'?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT... THE... FUUUUUUUUUUUCK, OH, OH, MY FUCKING GOD, THEIR 'BODY LANGUAGE', WHAT IS HE, TWYLA FUCKING THARP?!?

Oh, sure now it might have been nice to have the president respond himslef, unaided, see what the actual commander in chief of the worlds only super power thinks and recalls, that could have been helpful what with him being the president of the united states and all, but then we might have MISSED THE FUCKING BODY LANGUAGE between him and DICK CHENEY, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE 9/11 COMISSION REALLY WAS DESPERATE TO FIND OUT ABOUT, THEIR FUCKING "BODY LANGUAGE"!!