- Its a sad story. Riot grrl and her (unfortunately now ex-) girlfriend were re-enacting the build up to the cuban missile crisis, using mutilated and defecate-soiled cabbage patch dolls to represent Kennedy, Kissinger and Kruschev.
- Due to a quite frankly utterly confusing misunderstanding between the two, somehow the cabbage patch dolls ended up being totem-like representations of Riot Grrl and the aforementioned ex-girlfriends relationship.
- Crucially, this was just at the point where Riot Grrl was re-enacting the almighty dump Kennedy was having whilst contemplating whether to launch armageddon, with his finger actually 'on the button' whilst he was voiding his bowels.
- The misunderstanding led the ex to believe that somehow Riot Grrl was ACTUALLY using the cabbage patch dolls' Kennedy-shitting actions to mean that their relationship was indeed, 'shit' and the 'the button' was implying that the ex's clitoris was some kind of monstrous defecatory aid.
- Needless to say the relationship was doomed from this point on.
- Bummer.