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Originally Posted by Perndog
What the fuck are cheek lines? Jowls? If you have jowls you are FAT.
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No, cheek lines. You know, they are caused by high cheek bones jutting from your face...
Like the lines on this girls face:
http://www.craisin.com/crap/tweeden1.jpg
...only I'm not a sexy woman, and they aren't quite that prominent.
And that picture looks absolutely nothing like me. For one thing, he needs to drop a lot of weight - I'm not round shaped. And I don't have freckles or a huge nose. Plus, where's the chest, stomach, and crotch hair? I'm so friggen hairy down there that I'll never get a BJ.
BTW guys, I found out that I've had access to a digital camera this entire time. I'll try to put up a photo sometime this week or during the weekend.