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Old May 2nd, 2004, 05:40 PM       
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Originally Posted by Perndog
What the fuck are cheek lines? Jowls? If you have jowls you are FAT.
No, cheek lines. You know, they are caused by high cheek bones jutting from your face...

Like the lines on this girls face:

http://www.craisin.com/crap/tweeden1.jpg

...only I'm not a sexy woman, and they aren't quite that prominent.

And that picture looks absolutely nothing like me. For one thing, he needs to drop a lot of weight - I'm not round shaped. And I don't have freckles or a huge nose. Plus, where's the chest, stomach, and crotch hair? I'm so friggen hairy down there that I'll never get a BJ.

BTW guys, I found out that I've had access to a digital camera this entire time. I'll try to put up a photo sometime this week or during the weekend.
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