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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:40 AM       
One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would sit there all day with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana, Eek eek."

I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A MONKEY."

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