[James]

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!



WITH MUSICAL GUEST, LIMP BIZKIT!



AND YOUR HOST, BERNIE MAC! HELLO EVERYONE WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT SO STICK AROUND AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK YA FEEL ME PLAYA YO WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE THIS AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE THIS I AM A COMEDIAN.



UH OH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE BROKE CHARACTER THAT'S ALWAYS FUN TO WATCH BUT THIS SKETCH WAS ABOUT DINOSAURS!



IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH YOUR HOSTS JIMMY FALLON AND ARTIE THE STRONGEST MAN... IN THE WORLD! TOPICAL HUMOR BUSH SURE IS DUMB.



KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLL KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLL! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT NOW SOMEONE GET ME A PIE.



HORATIO SANZ AND RACHEL DRATCH DO A SKETCH ABOUT ABORTION OH NO NBC HERE COMES THE HATE MAIL!



HEY I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE SHOW TONIGHT NOW LET'S ALL HUG AND EAT BALLS!