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or you could bring in the sad meal and set it down in front of the children and say "well as you know kids, ronald mcdonald was put to death last week in the state of floridas electric chair, mmkay, but he knew how special today was going to be for all of you, so to still be with us, he had his cremated remains sent to us all the way from florida!" make some type of mcdonalds themed "urn" or box, fill it with ahs's from a bbq grill or something and mix in pieces/strands of slightly "singed" red hair. dont foget to do an "oops" and spill it out in front of them.