IT'S TIME FOR THE "HOBO" HOEDOWN
ONCE WHEN I WAS WALKING THROUGH A GHETTO TOWN
I SAW A HOMELESS GUY WHO WAS EATING HIS OWN BROWN
I THREW HIM A COUPLE DOLLARS AND TOLD HIM TO BUY FOOD
HE SAID "MY NAME IS DREW CAREY AND IT'S ALL I'LL EAT, DUDE"
OH YOU
HI THERE HOW'S IT GOING, I GO BY "GREG PROOPS"
I TOO ONCE SAW A HOBO THAT WAS EATING ALL HIS POOPS
I SAID "HEY BUDDY, ISN'T THAT KINDA SICK?"
HE SAID "LOL, I'M DREW CAREY, AND I ALSO SUCK DICK"
ZINGED AGAIN! *CHUCKLE*
HELLO THERE, I'M COLIN M., AND I CAN'T SING WORTH SHIT
I TALKED TO A HOBO ONCE AND WE MATCHED WITS
HE SAID "GIVE ME MONEY OR I'LL STAB YOU"
I SAID "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING THAT RHYMES WITH 'YOU' AT THE MOMENT" *DANCES*
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HEARD WHAT THAT LAZY BUM JUST SAID
HE SAID HE'D GIVE ME MONEY IF I WOULD GIVE HIM HEAD
I SAID "THAT'S NOT MY DEPARTMENT, BUT I KNOW WHO'S IT IS"
IT'S DREW CAREY'S AND HE LIKES THE TASTE OF JIZZ
GOOD GAME. SEE YOU NEXT TIME
