[MrAdventure]

Killing My Brain-Cells On I-Mockery - In a shocking and bewildering turn of unimaginably unpredictable events, a young man, of a seemingly normal demeanor, was thrown into the lime-light of this nauseatingly boring town when he said, quote,

"You actually try to be stealthy??? Blood and gore are the ONLY way for a hitman to act!!! KILL THE NON-BELIEVERS!!! KILL EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!



Yes, I am crazy."

Shocked residents the county over were found to not only fear this young maniac, but to have gone so far as to, quite frankly, avoid the Internet in general.