[Bennett]

True story:

There was a kid on my block growing up, who I was friends with for the most part. Every now and again, though, he would puff up his chest and start a fight for no other reason than to be a brat. He would continue to say the meanest things until you actually decided to fight, at which point he would run home and hide inside. As I would turn around to walk home he would come back outside and begin with the insults from his front porch, until I turned around, and then he would go inside. Except for one time, when he turned to go back in, his MOTHER had locked the door... apparently even she had tired of his schtick, and she said to me, "go ahead, he deserves it." So I hit him a couple times and she said it was enough and then I went home... I guess I'm wondering when Vince's mom is going to lock him outside.