[Anonymous]

Things that nerds say because they heard it on Doug:

"That's just wrong."
"Errrr...YEAAAAAHH..."
"Okay, that scares me..." (Or, "That's just SCARY.")

Things that nerds say because they heard it from a friend they think is cool:

"Jesus Christ!" "Yeeesss?"
"Foolish mortal!"

People who use slang that the internet made popular (with the notable exception of LOL):

"teh"
"pwned"
"roxorz"

Things that I get a lot:

"You must be really secure in your masculinity!"
"Oh god! Where did you get that wallet?" (It's no worse or different than the other things I wear)

I realize I can expect to get shit like that on account of dressing the way I do, but at least have the decency to call me a fag or something.