[Helm]

Sometimes I wonder, what do the regulars of this forum owe to God, and he punishes us so by sending morons such as you here to torment us with your completely inane gibberish. One after another, the witless messengers of His Divine Idiocy appear on the forums, squeeze out a turd of a post at whichever subforum they consider ripe to be blemished thus, and then (hopefully) dissapear forever.

This is the only minute positive aspect of your presence here: It usually does not last long. And as taxing as your impression here might be, usually it does not last long, and we've grown numb to your constant smearing of the forums. To this I pray every time I begrudingly click on yet another suspiciously retarded thread name by yet another positively likewise retarded newbie. I pray that you will delight in the short-lived agitation that you produced in us once, and then leave forever, confident that your life's mission, as appointed by Him, is complete.

Fuck you God. Fuck you, Destiny. And lastly, fuck you, Johnny Horton.