[Geggy]

'i was just kidding' when i already knew they were kidding.
'do you think you're special?'
'a wise man once said...'
'to quote (insert name)...'

i also hate it when people say 'SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!' on new year's eve.

i regret making up the word 'confuzzled' now that a lot of people are saying it instead of 'confused'.