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It translates into:

I DOWNLOADED SOME ILLEGAL KIDDIE PORN AND THE FEDS IN MY AREA ARE CRACKING DOWN ON THAT SHIT SO I NEED TO GET RID OF IT BEFORE I END UP TOSSING THE SALAD IN LOCKUP.

Well, that's MY best guess, anyway. I don't see why else you'd need to put so much IMPORTANCE on deleting something.