It's not your fault. By the looks of your name, you must be Mexican. And Mexicans are known to be lazy and sit around smoking pot all the time. So I forgive you for that, Pepito.
My real problem is you probably jumped the border so you can live in America and be lazy. You're a drain on this great country. Perhaps the next time you rob someone and pawn their jewelry, you could go pick up a
copy of my book to help you become a quality American like myself.
But before that, you should probably head back to Mexico and wait to become a legal citizen of this great country. Now if you excuse me, I have to go induce heart attacks in some old ladies.