[Comrade Rocket]

One time i hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey would scribble on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class i want you to write a paper using your notes." So i wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is bingo. I like to climb on things. Can i have a banana. EEK EEK."

I got an F. When i told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A MONKEY." the end.