C'MON SPORTS. WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING AN INTENSE GAME OF DARTS OR CURLING AND SOMEONE ON THE OTHER TEAM HITS A HOME RUN, DO YOU STAND THERE TRYING TO BRAG ABOUT HAVING THE MOST GUTTERBALLS?
NO! NOW PULL THE GOALIE AND HIT THAT GOLF BALL IN THE CORNER POCKET.
THE GOLDEN GLOVES ARE YOURS, SPORTS