[McMock]

Those aren't emotions. That's just you describing sex with a wrestler. I'll bet you didn't even write that story.

What's your point? Is this supposed to confuse me or something? I've read through it. I don't like those stories. I read through it anyway. I come at the end, and I've read nothing relevant. What is this? Is it the first layer of hell? The first of many i-mockery tortures that I have to sustain? The reading of the bad porn? What's next? Getting a smiley made after me that barfs and then eats it's own barf, and it keeps on doing this forever, as that's what they do? Is that it? Bring on the second layer, motherfuckers!

BRING IT!