[McClain]

HELLO EMMA! Me and Clarise are doing well. We returned from our trek to the motherland (aka SUNRISE SUPRISE but only you understand that! :wink) and found out that our studio apartment had been robbed. We were fucking LIVID! They stole the poem about huffing paint thinner that you wrote to me on parchment paper when were tenting in my uncle Saul's back yard.
Rodney is doing well. He just got promoted and doesn't have to wear that funny hat any longer. Yet I'd be remiss if I didn't mention his ex-girlfriend Brenda. Remember her? She's the one who got him the job! OMG LOL. It's funny the way it all works out. She's wearing a funny hat now!

Well, that's about all from here. I'm going to run over to Danny's for Denny's! GET IT?!?! Only you would sweet cheeks.