Now SOCOM. There's a damn fine shoot-em-up game. Nice tight controls, and nobody can use their gay mods, gay hacks, or gay nazi powers of server ownage.
So stop playing some unbalanced whore of a game, and get a fucking PS2 and network adapter, you sissy.
SISSY
Besides, I want people from here to play against/with. YOU'RE ALL SISSIES AND YOU MUST PLAY SOCOM WITH ME.