[ScruU2wice]

ScruU2wice: so my car broke down and my dads been drving me to work for the past 2 days...
ScruU2wice: ... but today he couldnt' pick me up so for some reason my mom thought it would be smart idea to take my keys, instead of hers....
ScruU2wice: ... so i telly her just leave the front screen door open cuz i wouldn't have those keys on my mom's keys...
ScruU2wice: ... so my friend drives me home and i try to open the door and low and behold the screen door is locked
ScruU2wice: and i have no way in
Switch Dingo: break in =(
ScruU2wice: so i call my mom and i tell her the perdicament
ScruU2wice: so she says she'll come home early
Switch Dingo: I HAVE BEEN IN YOUR SHOES BEFORE
ScruU2wice: and when she get's home she tries to blame it on me and i explode
ScruU2wice: and on an unrelated note i got bill 3.95 for something called callwave that i've never used >=(
Switch Dingo: wtf is callwave =(
Switch Dingo: DO YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE
Switch Dingo: HAVE YOU GOTTEN COLLECT CALLS?
Switch Dingo: USED A PHONE CARD?
ScruU2wice: i don't know
Switch Dingo: oh (
Switch Dingo: THE CLITORIS IS A MYTH