[Grandpa Jones]

Back when I was your age Seth I was a real badass.

I'd walk into a bar with one of my many high school girlfriends, and immediantly look at a someone and say "what'd you just say to me?"

Now of course they hadn't said anything, nobody had. Why? Because they knew Agnus Jones had just walked in, and when he walks in everyone shuts their mouth. The guy you target is the one that's looking at you when you come into the bar.

You know they think they're badass cause they've already got their eyes on the door, like they own the bar and have to foresee whoever comes in.

So you punch the little prick out of his seat, and the rest of the bar gives the guy a nod to say "you should have known."

You're badass when surrounding counties you've never been to know your name, and hope to god you never show up at social events.