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Welcome back fans to the annual Teenage Drunken celebrity brawl for all! I'm your host DJ Whatever and its going to be a slobber knocker in the arena tonite or should I say steves garage.

* Crowd Cheers *

First to the floor we have to amatures. First up the "Crusher" Jane Somebodie Vs Jenna Bad Girl Bush both these fighters are drunk , Drug @#$% and mental as hell. As the bell rings Bush goes straight for the kill with a panted drunkin stagger/stumble and takes Jane down OMG shes screaming like a member of congress on fire. Refferee " Homo in chair " makes a quick booty call before making the count one two and three!

Winner by drunkin coma Jenna Bad Girl Bush!


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