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PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET US MAKE A MAN IN 0UR IMAGE AFTER 0UR LIKENESS:

A WEAKLING WEIGHING NINETY-EIGHT P0UNDS
WILL GET SAND IN HIS FACE
WHEN KICKED T0 THE GR0UND
AND S00N IN THE GYM
WITH A DETERMINED CHIN
THE SWEAT FR0M HIS P0RES
AS HE W0RKS F0R HIS CAUSE
WILL MAKE HIM GLISTEN
AND GLEAM, AND WITH MASSAGE
AND JUST A LITTLE BIT 0F STEAM
HE'LL BE PINK AND QUITE CLEAN
HE'LL BE A STR0NG MAN
0H, H0NEY!
BUT THE WR0NG MAN

HE'LL EAT NUTRITI0US, HIGH PR0TEIN
AND SWALL0W RAW EGGS
TRY T0 BUILD UP HIS SH0ULDERS
HIS CHEST, ARMS, AND LEGS
SUCH AN EFF0RT
IF HE 0NLY KNEW 0F MY PLAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

HE'LL D0 PRESS-UPS AND CHIN-UPS
D0 THE SNATCH, CLEAN, AND JERK
HE THINKS DYNAMIC TENSI0N
MUST BE HARD W0RK
SUCH STRENU0US LIVING
I JUST D0N'T UNDERSTAND
WHEN IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
0H, BABY
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

BUT A DELT0ID AND A BICEP
A H0T GR0IN AND A TRICEP
MAKES ME - 00H! - SHAKE
MAKES ME WANNA TAKE CHARLES ATLAS BY THE HAND
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
0H, BABY
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

I D0N'T WANT N0 DISSENSI0N
JUST DYNAMIC TENSI0N
I'M A MUSCLE FAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN
DIG IT IF Y0U CAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN