This was how a female friend of mine responded to the news that I had a seizure at the doctors office:
BrOcCoLi#: When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!" Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.
It was funny.
