[Mike]

Here are some character guidelines:


Achimp: "charging up...the power...just a little longer...um.....damn arm getting sore....here we go....it's almost aboot time......'HEEEEEEYA!"

Chojin: "I will smother you with my boobs and my hair!"

Carnivore: "I will call you a diseased and unintelligent worm, a mere figment of stupidity! AHAHAHA!!!!!"

ChainsawSmash: "What? Why don't you just kill yourself? Choke on a villager or something."

Davin: "Initiate Flying Dragon '100 Faces of Angst' attack! H'YA!"

Jeanette: "Screw the village. Save the orange spotted tree mongooses!"

FartinMowler: "My anus is bleeding. My anus is bleeding!!"

Pillowfight: "I IS PERGNET..JUST KIDDING :/ GORTCHA"

Mike: Mike who? Screw that. Next candidate.

eatxmexupxlolx: "Hail the almighty DINNER WHORE! Just don't hurt my feelings or i'll SCREAM>>>>> OMFG...my boyfriend could drink you under the barbie playset"

James: "I've got the ultimate virgin cock right here babe, come and git it!"

Terra: "I'm sure I'll be delighted to fight you once my cranium is freed from the clutches of my sphincter"