[CaptainBubba]

Today was my 6-month half-anniversay. Ya'll said it wouldn't last when i told ya bout it 6 months ago. Thanks for letting me prove to myself that most people really are just unlucky fucks who find bad matches and stick with unhappy relationships.

Not that 6 months is actually a big deal. But, I mean, cmon.

We did it.

Cmon.