[Helm]

Do you know that your girl friend is sleeping with other people behind your back?

Do you know that your girl friend is putting other people's penises inside her mouth behind your back?

Do you know that your girl friend is partaking in anal sexual intercourse with young men of colour behind your back?

Do you know that I am in danger of being banned because of telling you all this? You better do something about this, son. You don't want to be taken for a fool.