thebiggameover: Well might as well start off with a nice big
FUCKTARD!
BAPE:
oh did you stop talking fucktard? Well anyway I'll go where the fuck I please fucktard. If anyone wants to "war with me" I'm right fuckin' here. I see you got all your shots in when I wasn't here, good idea. It was at least a fair fight fucktard.
Chainsawsmash: If you sided with BAPE you fuckin' lost fucktard.
Chojin: WRONG!
Matt Hardy: No, you're Daddy understands you and how you like it when he fists you up the ass, fucktard.
Retro Kat: Retro Kat rubbed himself in anticipation in what he knew would be the greatest night of his life. When the big strong Mandingo warrior came in to Retro's bedroom he squeeled in delight and lifted up his flowery skirt. The Ebony Man had other plans first though. He picked up Retro and kissed him passionately before pushing his head towards his groin area. Retro's mouth gleefully took the burnt sausage into his mouth and proceeded to move his head back and forth in a rhymatic motion until the Ebony Man's love hit the back of Retro's throat at 90mph which he swallowed every drop.
This was not to be the end of their love though, now was the time.
The Ebony Man bent Retro Kat over and lifted up his skirt and proceeded to thrust into Retro's rectum at first slow and then fast. Retro was hurt by this, but pleased at the same time. And afterall their love was all about taking the pain with the pleasure. This romantic interlude lasted so long Retro thought it would never end, and he didn't want it to, but alas, it did as he felt more of the Ebony Man's love hit his prostate and overflow and drip onto the bed. After which point Retro Kat and his Ebony Man fell asleep in each other's arms dreaming the dreams that only lovers can...
Meanwhile Esuohlim was in the darkness watching in silent jealousy, crying and jacking off the whole time.
THE END
By the way, if you're gonna do that, make sure you completely take out ALL references of your own name first!
Esuohlim: Fucktard
Jixby: Fucktard
ArrowX: Because I fuckin' rule and you fuckin' suck big herpes dick, fucktard.
Captain Robo: You are now fucktard!
Lotida:
EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
The 2nd coming!