[Gabe Vieira]

There once was a guy named Mike,
and he liked to ride his bike.
He had a girl friend he called Hobbes,
because she gave great blowjobs.
One day he crashed into a tree,
and broke his fucking knee.
He had to wear a cast,
so he climbed up a ship's mast.
There he saw the land known a Muck,
be he climbed down because he didn't give a fuck.
So he went and killed his family,
now he hates goddamned trees.
So what have we learned here today?
To not make a make a homeless person gay,
so just stay the living fuck away.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.