nancy hates me?
monsters:
matted dingleberries - they stink and the only way they can be killed is with scissors. if you inhale around them you lose .5 points. they can be killed by rolling a 4, as long as you have scissors.
inky tumbleweeds - these are furballs from long haired kitties. they roll around and collect everything they touch. some are big and some are small. they can be killed with fire or a comb by rolling a 2. if you touch one, you are stuck in the tumbleweed until someone else can get you out.
i can't think of any more cause i'm hungry